I will post what it SAYS, then I will post what I would say in more proper English so you can improve the look of the game. Not trying to pick on you as I know some things don't translate well. I will spell check everything & re-write it for you. Thank you for everything!
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1. Absinth was once the absolutely artist drug. Many artists like Vincent Van Gogh drank Absinth to push their creativity.


1. Absinthe was at one time a popular drug among artists. Many artists such as Vincent Van Gogh drank it to enhance their creativity.


2. Adonis Pills - illegal
This pills changes the genetic structure of you body and make you very hundsom or pretty. Most of the users get psychic problems with their new identity.


2. Adonis Pills - Illegal
These pills change the genetic structure of your body and make you either very handsome or very pretty. Users typically experience psychological problems due to these intense physical changes.

3. Beer - illegal
The entrance drug to the alcoholic.

3. Beer - Illegal
The gateway drug of the alcoholic.


4. Blue Dust - illegal
Very good quality. The blue in your face will let you look real alien. Attention! Danger of suffocation!

4. Blue Dust - Illegal
Excellent quality. Your face will turn so blue you will be mistaken for an alien.
Be very careful. The danger of suffocation is real!



5. Dope Candels - illegal
Fun for the whole familie

5. Dope Candles - Illegal
Fun for the entire family!

6. Gasoline - legal
Gas for cooking.

6. Gasoline - Legal
Cooking gas.


7. Crying Gas - illegal
This gas make yo very sad and crying for days. Attention suicide risk!

7. Crying Gas - Illegal
This gas will make you depressed for days. Warning! Severe suicide risk!


8. HyperGrass - illegal
Genetically altered Cannabis product bred by Nanobots

8. Hypergrass - Illegal
Cannabis product that was genetically re-engineered by Nanobots.



more to follow shortly...

Intepotan - illegal
Is consumed through the noese and will give the adictive every kind of halluzinations. Also its colors all bogey in a bright orange.

Intepotan - Illegal
A strong hallucinogen consumed through the nose. One tell tale sign of an addict is their day glow orange boogers.

10. Kerosene - legal
Fuel for Airplanes

10. Kerosene - Legal
Airplane fuel.

11. Laugh Pills - illegal
Simply very cool. Caution, not for dentures carriers suitably!

11. Laughing pills - Illegal
Simply amazing! Caution Denture wearers, This is not for you!

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12. Life Drink - illegal
This drink expands your live with 20 years in some cases. In other cases the adictive will die very soon. Orginal product, not cheap Clingon piss.

12. Life Drink - Illegal
This beverage will add 20 years to your life expectancy sometimes. Other times an addict will die within minutes. This is the original formula, not some cheap Klingon piss.

13. Love Potion - illegal
A potion won from the balls of the Saturn Camel. Every woman that only smells this potion becomes a anoying nymphomaniac for days.

13. A potion taken from the testicles of the Saturn camel. If a woman so much as smells this potion she will become an annoying nymphomaniac for days on end.



14. LoveChip - illegal
This chip is implanted into the brain of the addicted one. It can release at any time if needed an orgasm.

14. Love Chip - Illegal
This chip is implanted in the users brain. Any time he or she wishes to acheive orgasm they can with the use of this chip.

15. LSD Gums - illegal
LSD chewing gums in varies of flawors.

15. LSD Gums - illegal
LSD chewing gums in a variety of flavors.

16. Mars Scunc - illegal
This plant encreases you daily production of earwax enriched with hallucinogens. Sounds discusting but this one really flashes.

16. Mars Skunk - Illegal
This plant increases your daily production of earwax AND makes that earwax hallucinogenic. It sounds disgusting but this one is truly amazing!


17. Human Cadaver - legal
State departmenst buying human cadavers for statistic reasons.

17. Human Cadaver - legal
The State Department is currently buying human cadavers for statistical reasons.

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You're welcome :) I love this game.

Ok this was not at the last planet...

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Laser Condoms - illegal
Looks extremly cool but it is very unhealthy to use it.


Laser Condoms - Illegal
While these may look extremely cool they are very unhealthy.

This is also new to me:
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Pluto-Salmon-Caviar - illegal
Pluto-Salmon-Caviar is the creme de la creme of the drugs. The consume brings you in a new world of love and pece


Pluto Salmon Caviar - Illegal
Pluto Salmon Caviar is the creme de la creme when it comes to drugs. Eating this will fill your world with love & peace.

Jupiter Mushroom - illegal
Very hard to get. Because this mushroom contains lots of the best steroids available its loved by bodybuilders.

Jupiter Mushroom - illegal
Almost impossible to find. This mushroom contains the best steroids available.
Bodybuilders LOVE it!

Plutonium - illegal
Fuel for some Space vehicles.

Plutonium - illegal
Fuel for most Space vehicles.

Space Cocaine - illegal
Very strong synthetic cocaine. 1 gramm keeps the adictive awake for months untill he gets crazy.



Space Cocaine - illegal
Incredibly strong synthetic cocaine. Just 1 gram will keep an addict awake for months until he or she goes crazy.

THC cresses - illegal
Genetically altered cresse that contains THC.

THC cresses - illegal
Genetically altered cresse that contains THC and has a peppery, tangy taste.



Space Garbage - legal
Space garbage, contains 99% metals and plastics for recycling.


Space Garbage - legal
Space garbage contains 99% metal and plastic. Easy to recycle.

Good job Luther..i been wanting to do that for a long time but never got round to it lol

I fixed it. Much fun with the 20 credits you got for your work...

Oh nice!

Thanks!

Anything else you want done?! haha